@SurlyJon: And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@OBiiieeee: Son, your mom and I have been fighting a lot lately and we have decided that *dad piledrives mom into the coffee table* we're gonna go pro.
@mattingebretson: Whenever someone starts checking their phone when I'm talking to them I like to regain their attention by combing their hair
@DrunkSocialite: My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene.