@SurlyJon: And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump.
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@abhorrent_wife: Taught the 5yo to say "totes magotes" to annoy my husband who can't figure out why the kid keeps yelling, "COACH MY GOATS, DAD!" Nailed it.
@NerishaLakha: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down...... inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
@Just_Lee_: My revenge for being designated driver is putting my car seat warmers on high and convincing my drunk friends that they pee'd in their pants
@brendohare: By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies