@SurlyJon: And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump.
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@ComedicBust: As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours.
@Dawn_M_: He said I reminded him of the girl from The Ring. We laughed and laughed, and then I put an axe in his back and ate his soul.
@gerryhallcomedy: I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads.
@jctwritesstuff: Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart.