@ComedyPosts: And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math..."
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@TheProvenFacts: The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton.
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@MaraWilson: High school prepares you for real life! For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway