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@ibid78: *angrily whispering over crib*
"Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."
"But why do they need their own cribs?"

*angrily whispering over crib*
“Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward.”
“But why do they need their own cribs?”

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