@iGreenMonk: Annoucement: At my funeral, all my tweets shall be recited. I will then haunt whomever leaves first, demanding honest feedback for eternity.
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@PaperWash: Commissioner: we'll need to stay in touch Batman: ok Commissioner: this stealth communication device will- Batman: LETS USE A GIANT SKY LAMP
@netflix: DAVID AYER: I wanna make a buddy cop movie THEM: ok DA: Will Smith is one of the cops THEM: k DA: The other cop is a shy, magical orc THEM: no that's crazy EVERYONE AT NETFLIX: Hold my appletini #BRIGHTMovie
@FrenulumBreve: [Man in restaurant] I'll have that lobster please. *points to aquarium containing lobster putting finishing touches to his octopus disguise*