@BakedElle: Another day, another nope.
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@_davidlucas_: If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve.
@CulturedRuffian: Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house.
@weinerdog4life: If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache.
@Phook75: I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger