@ValeeGrrl: Answering all my mom's texts today with lyrics from Gangster's Paradise.
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@HitsBelowBelt: What kinda psychopath tries to get in touch with someone by calling them on the phone. What is this...1984?
@thetits: GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude
@mountainlex: I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank
@smilely_gal: With my pasty white skin, ample curves, & hatred of manual labor, I would have dominated the 16th century.