@valentinebaby82: Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well
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@amazymay72x: sure mugger, run away with my purse holding half used lipstick, 1 tampon, maxed out credit cards n negative bank card. whos laughing now?
@iamspacegirl: *standing over your shoulder while you read a book I recommended* You arent laughing I usually laugh at this part why do you hate it so much
@CulturedRuffian: What do you mean my cats can't be dependents on my taxes?! I feed them, clothe them, & care for them! CPA: You clothe them? Shut it hater.
@LeightonSaysHi: He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!