@WhaJoTalkinBout: [answers batphone] Hi, thanks for calling the batcave. This batcall may be batmonitored or batrecorded for batquality batassurance batpurposes
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@UncleDuke1969: He pulled a rabbit out of his hat! Also, a gerbil from his pants & a kitten from his coat. The infamous "Pet Shop Burglar" had a good day.