@michaelianblack: Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass.
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@shkeeber: One time I intentionally asked a thin woman "when she was due" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports.
@DawnLovesZombie: Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess.
@WildeThingy: Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world.
@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.