@vanluvz1: Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses.
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@ibid78: When life hands you lemons make sure those lemons aren't evidence in a murder that life's trying to frame you for.
@IamEveryDayPpl: Me: "Jesus, please make me a better person..." Jesus: *deletes my account* Me: "NOT LIKE THAT!"
@ahamedweinberg: The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower