@EJGomez: any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time
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@Donna_McCoy: Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, "I got you a present!"
@DillDoes: *Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help
@Dawn_M_: Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand.