@EJGomez: any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time
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@ch000ch: ME: i'm having a lovely time tonight my date: why do u keep yelling "ME" before every sentence
@brocketxyz: My greatest accomplishment as a father? Teaching my son to scream, "I WANT MOMMY," whenever my wife sends me into his room.
@captainolya: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday