@DanMentos: Any party is an ugly sweater party if you’re ugly and you sweat a lot
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jazmasta: Ever think about an old friend and wonder what they're doing right now? They're playing on their phone. Everyone is playing on their phone.
@aka_fatman: Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect.
@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks
@Cain_Unable: -"I hear the Israeli PM isn't too worried about that latest hack because.." -"Please don't" -"...Benjamin's Not on Yahoo" -"I'm leaving you"