@DanMentos: Any party is an ugly sweater party if you’re ugly and you sweat a lot
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@Vodkantots: I never said that I hated you! All I said is that I hope you have your period when the next Sharknado comes around.
@KyleMcDowell86: My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room.
@Fred_Delicious: "ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER" [spider removes earbuds] "yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"