@shkeeber: Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
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@simoncholland: My GPS just told me to turn left into a cornfield and now I'm afraid it wants to murder me.
@ericsshadow: DOCTOR: *holding $5 bill* what's this for? ME: it's a tip DOCTOR: okay, but you still need to lose weight ME: *hands him $20 bill*
@GrantTanaka: *strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying "Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"