@shkeeber: Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
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@reesespiece_: Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is "married."nLike that's gonna stop me!
@JaneBadall: Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too.
@DanMentos: *passive aggressively turns off Christmas lights when someone stops too long to look at them*
@turdfailure: I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me