@donni: Any TV can be a TV dinner if you eat TVs
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@NewDadNotes: Angel: so you named this screwdriver a flathead cause it's head is flat? God: yep Angel: What are you gonna call this other one? God: Phil
@nbadag: [sexting] HER: ok well i think we're done here lol ME: it's bc i used 'betwixt' isn't it? [typing ellipses for a solid minute] HER: yes
@anerdonfire2: We were just four regular guys who became legends thanks to karoke night and The Spice Girls
@Mister_Gravity: I don't understand the big hubbub about missing divers. They're probably just underwater.