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@donni: Any TV can be a TV dinner if you eat TVs
@Crunch11b: All is fair in drunk and war.
@markedly: My teenage son Filbert was ejected from the Young Republicans for naming his pet lizard Bernie Salamanders. You bet your buns he's grounded.
@StellaRtwot: Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe
@EliiHenry: *Open up, police!!*
"NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."
@CoopSoSarc: I saw this lady vogueing alone so I felt bad and started dancing with her. Anyone know sign language for 'Im sorry'?