@AmandaDuberman: Any woman with three or more exes in her city could have told Obama how to avoid Putin in Normandy.
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@jwoodham: FITNESS TIP: Stretching is important. Stretch out flat on your back. Stretch your eyelids over your eyes. Stretch a blanket over your body.
@hmmwalsh: Twitter is perfect for men, because with men brevity is key. Beyond 140 characters they know they're going to say something wrong.
@PastorMark: A hipster guy is one who kept his grandpa's clothes but lost his grandpa's work ethic.
@Muaythaigirlie: Had a date planned for tonight but he got electrocuted at work. I'm serious The things men do to avoid hanging out with me is amazing.