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@lisaxy424: Anyone: I'm cold
Me: Get a sweatshirt or something I'm not your mother

Dog: *shivers once*
Me: I WILL USE MY BODY HEAT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE

Anyone: I’m cold
Me: Get a sweatshirt or something I’m not your mother 

Dog: *shivers once*
Me: I WILL USE MY BODY HEAT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE

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