@3Snowbee3: Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken.
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@KarateDonuts: For years, my wife & I couldn't have a dog. My doctor said we should stop trying because humans can only make humans.
@5hael: Thanks for saying 'on your mobile' in your bio, for a moment I thought you might be tweeting like me, from a calculator in the psych ward
@TitansHomer: Just saw a guy at the gym with only 1 arm. If that's not motivation, I don't know what is? Seriously, I don't know, I'm leaving...
@pleatedjeans: I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression.