@canadasandra: Anyone want a free car? Angry bee inside but otherwise, perfect.
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@eddiesteadyno: Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself
@AristotlesNZ: Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.
@BruceForce: Thought it would be romantic to serenade this girl with some Elvis. I swear that's the last time I sing "You ain't nothin but a hound dog"
@juliussharpe: For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots.