@goldengateblond: Anyone who says cheetahs are the fastest land mammals hasn't seen me move a cat off an expensive area rug before he pukes.
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@Rollmaninoz: I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.
@iamdevloper: "If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened". This was a choice made.
@jakob_huber: *meets girl for coffee* *sets down blueprints for bank* "What's this?" Your dating profile said you were looking for a partner in crime