@goldengateblond: Anyone who says cheetahs are the fastest land mammals hasn't seen me move a cat off an expensive area rug before he pukes.
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@neiltyson: If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range.
@MommaUnfiltered: Just text my husband to tell him he left his phone behind & someone is calling him. And now someone's texting him.