@FrenulumBreve: *Britney Spears releases a new fragrance*
*the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*
@Sammy_Sega: BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins.
WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says "he's not coming back"
@s_cLaN07: I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk.
@Dildo_Hitler: Bruce Willis reaches for his iPhone but accidentally grabs his iPad and screams because he thinks he's shrunk
@BillPelicanBros: *job interview*
Boss: Give an example of when you've done something creative
Me: When I listed my 'experience' on the application form
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