@ShoutingGoddess: Anyone you can do, I can do better..
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@KraftDinerr: "OPEN UP, THIS IS THE POLICE!" haha, no way losers. I've got things to do. *cop whispering* "what do we do? this guy is owning us hard!"
@Cheeseboy22: I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
@ComedyAndTruth: Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?