@stockejock: Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough.
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@piplips: If I don't introduce you to the person I'm with it's because I don't remember either of your names.
@bobvulfov: [after an accident on the ski slope] ME: did i nail the triple backflip PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift
@justabloodygame: *appears in puff of smoke at a public pool* "Warning, what you're about to see may shock you!" Hey! What are y- *touches live wire to water*