@CantEven101: Apologies to my forehead for assuming that automatic doors will just "open."
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@TheCatWhisprer: I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend.
@briangaar: HELLO POLICE, MY SON JUST TAUGHT CUT TO A LEGENDARY POKEMON I WANT HIM TRIED AS AN ADULT
@ddsmidt: Familiarity with a stranger might mean they're an old soul you knew in a former life. But it's more likely a sociopath. ~Inspirational