@Smartticisms: Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad.
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@canadasandra: the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed
@imteddybless: my cousin's baby is due tomorrow & my grandma keeps checkin her phone for news. waitin for the baby 2 text her like "im here lol. from baby"
@UnFitz: I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable.