@HotlinkStrahota: Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday.
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@thatUPSdude: Cop: Reason I pulled you over was you were swerving Me: Sorry was tryin to catch a Pokémon Cop: Which one!? I mean let me see your license
@dmc1138: My computer just gave me an "Error 404" message, which can't be right because I know I've made way more errors than that.
@decentbirthday: guy: excuse me, can you jump my car me: *tying shoes* probably how tall is it guy: no like- me: *handing phone* take a video