@HotlinkStrahota: Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday.
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@nonsensetwit: If I had a daycare, I think it would be awesome to get each kid to wear one of those backpack-leash things and make them pull me on a sled.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right
@TheAlexNevil: "The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."
@marcia_bee: Found an old Tom Jones CD and my underwear drawer flew wide open and all my undies threw themselves at my stereo.