@WeissBrandon: Apparently, "I just assumed" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the "heavy flow" tampons.
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@WarrenHolstein: Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone.
@That_Damn_Duck: Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle.
@TwatWaffler69: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.