@rickkondell: Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order.
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@SteveSuckington: Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: please stop calling me that. My name is Susan
@extranapkins: The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night
@hyperblastchic: Me: That was fun! Fist me! Him: What?! Me: Fist me!! *holds out knuckles* Him: .....