@rickkondell: Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order.
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@cameronrbrown: Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird.
@hazelmotes1: I can't wait to find out what new undeleteable apps that I don't want will be on the new iPhone.