@AnOrangeSNES: Apparently just because I have the "mind of a child" I'm not allowed to sit on a Santa's lap. Also it's "illegal" to carry a brain around.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@PeaceInTruth1: Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.
@TheIronSherk: *Paper beats rock* *Paper beats eggs* *Paper beats his girlfriend* *Paper beats his three year old*
@benerdist: A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
@KarenKilgariff: My sister teaches 1st grade. A boy in her class had a tantrum and screamed "I hate you!" and she gently replied "I know. It doesn't matter."