@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
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@Breadery: Her: What do you like about me? Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What? Me: Your eyes
@Seinfeld2000: GERG: She licked ur donut? JERY: Shes a DONUT LICKER! GERG: gross! JERY: she also said she "hates america" GERG: Donut licking traitor!
@DominicStraw: "No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!" "Honey, what movie are you watching?" "Our wedding video."
@AdderallMomma: Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.