@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
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@mrbuster60: "My uncle is a dead person guy". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician
@Coolhand_Comedy: May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning
@dave_cactus: TALL GUY: 6 feet, 4 inches. ME: Wow! I only have two feet, but they're regular sized.
@secondofhername: If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry