@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@gorrdano: I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by. Jews welcome only with gift.
@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover
@novicefather: Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not "like Dan Aykroyd."
@thejessigirl45: Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?