@Carbosly: Apparently saying "If you think your wife is fat now, wait till she has the baby" is not a good way to congratulate someone.
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@mean_spice: [bedroom] Me getting out whipped cream: I've been waiting for this Gf: kinky, I like it Me already eating pie: what
@AristotlesNZ: The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass.
@birbigs: I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot.
@SimoneGiertz: but like if you somehow manage to launch yourself to the ISS they ought to let you in? right?? asking for a friend