@Carbosly: Apparently, saying "make it a double" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy.
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@bornmiserable: "This race is over," said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president.
@Eightinchgoat: Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me.
@SergioValenCo: Girls love when you hug them from behind and whisper sweet nothings in their ears. Strangers, not so much.