@Carbosly: Apparently, saying "make it a double" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy.
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@squirrel74wkgn: *looks over shoulder* *puts tiny piece of paper in trash* Wife (from upstairs): THAT CAN BE RECYCLED!!!
@AJ_VanFossen: I swallowed a Ice Cube and I haven't pooped it out yet, I'm really scared you guys.
@jergarl: 89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers.