@Carbosly: Apparently, saying "make it a double" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy.
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@shariv67: I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
@tigersgoroooar: Everyone is at the store buying milk and bread to prepare for the snow. I'm buying frozen pizza. Enjoy your milk sandwiches, losers!
@HatfieldAnne: *takes pen and notepad from psychiatrist’s hand “This’ll go quicker if you let me do it.”