@shariv67: I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.

@tigersgoroooar: Everyone is at the store buying milk and bread to prepare for the snow. I'm buying frozen pizza. Enjoy your milk sandwiches, losers!

@OBiiieeee: My dream girl is basically a pizza in a mini skirt.

@HatfieldAnne: *takes pen and notepad from psychiatrist’s hand “This’ll go quicker if you let me do it.”

@leechee420: A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous.