@Carbosly: Apparently, saying "make it a double" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy.
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@jordan_stratton: According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture.
@justabloodygame: The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death.
@themiltron: scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien