@Mr_Kapowski: McDonald’s Employee: Sir, your kids are not welcome at the Play Place
Me: How dare you
*one of my goats pops its head up from the ball pit chewing a child’s hat*
@o__0Dev: The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery.
@tragecies: Biden: What if we paint the Mexican flag in the office
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: I already ordered the paint
Obama: Joe
@Robert_Beau: CW: The boss said she wanted to see you.
Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work.
@Quartzjixler: I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars.
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