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@EricGoldie: Apparently "some assembly required" is IKEA for "here's a beech tree and some nails."
@TheTimmyToes: stadium announcer: "STADIUM!"
@forbidd13909361: I don't see enough dead people.
@JustDontBugMe: Well, if a raccoon doesn’t have to justify it's actions, why do I need to tell my mom that I ate the entire bag of M&M’s?
@FatherWithTwins: By the time my 5yo is done with his dinner, it'll be time to start applying to colleges.
@ClichedOut: My eyesight is good, but my strongest sense is non.