@canazn_73: Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women.
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@Lanecat2: You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there.
@SteveSuckington: Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat
@heidi420x: I don't need to be rich, it would just be nice to live in a neighborhood where I could be confident that that noise was definitely fireworks