@nerdonfire1: Apparently, the words "I'd still hit it" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral
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@Firawesome: Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: 16 yr old nephew bought me a Miley Cyrus CD. He said "Listen to it, it'll change your mind. It did change my mind. I used to like my nephew.