@nerdonfire1: Apparently, the words "I'd still hit it" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral
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@egg_dog: [death row] Guard: Any last words? Me: [smugly] photosynthesis. Guard: … Me: it sounded longer in my head.
@AGreaterMonster: I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops.
@WouldbeAllen: Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am. Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear? Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER