@just1fool: Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess.
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@wickedsuga: Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself.
@Andee_Stewart: My teenaged daughter just asked me how to spell U2. Fingers crossed for that athletic scholarship.
@TheAlexNevil: Not to brag, but I was voted "Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal" by everyone who has ever met me.
@SocialExtortion: How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?