@just1fool: Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess.
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@KimmyMonte: Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger.
@JohnLyonTweets: Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!
@PurelyYours1: My stomach just made a really weird noise. So I'm just going to send a pizza down to check it out.
@GraceSpelman: My debit card got stolen at the gym which is fine because i will still continue to go so that I can train to fight the person who stole it