@HausOfAustin: Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.
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@LizHackett: Go to a suburban neighborhood, find the meanest mom with the biggest glass of white wine, and bring her to negotiate your new car purchase.
@nbadag: *watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house