@juliagalef: Still my favorite headline of all time:
@gojarbe: [on a date]
me: what's your favorite book series about a big red dog?
her: uhh Clifford, i guess
me: wow we have a lot in common
@MichaelAlliman: Cat 1: Are the humans asleep?
Cat 2: It appears so.
Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people.
@KrunkedRobot: 15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk.
@LisaMcAlister1: If loving copies is wrong, I don't want to be copyright.
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