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@Merman_Melville: Apple watch, loudly: "It is time for you to poop"
Me: "A-as I was saying, our investors h-"
Watch, louder: "It is your optimal poop time"

Apple watch, loudly: “It is time for you to poop” 
Me: “A-as I was saying, our investors h-” 
Watch, louder: “It is your optimal poop time”

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