@T_Bonezzz_: Approx 4,500yrs ago men would wake up everyday to build the great pyramid. I got up this morning with anxiety about unloading the dishwasher
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@sip_at_home_mom: Meatloaf wouldn't have looked so winded if he'd just named the one thing he won't do, instead of listing everything he would.
@FuckabillyRex: I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
@Home_Halfway: "Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be." ~ Kurt Cobain, confusing party coordinator