@hipstermermaid: Arcade Fire: great band / nerd way to die
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@murrman5: dave is coming to play poker "dave from college or dave who walks like he's in a video game?" [dave takes 3 tries to walk through open door]
@Jasmin_Tatts: I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it.
@shkeeber: My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless.