Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@Mr_Kapowski: - Are you excited sir?
- Yes! I'm gonna feed whales & pet dolphins!
- Sir, this flight is going to Finland
- That's like Seaworld, right?

– Are you excited sir?
– Yes! I’m gonna feed whales & pet dolphins!
– Sir, this flight is going to Finland
– That’s like Seaworld, right?

COMMENTS