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@murrman5: are you the girl who has to type everything said in court?
"yes"
I'm sorry
*looks back at prosecutor and answers his question as a dolphin*

are you the girl who has to type everything said in court?
“yes”
I’m sorry
*looks back at prosecutor and answers his question as a dolphin*

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