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@Tommytoughstuff: [Arguing with a guy over who's tougher]
*takes toothpick from mouth* "When I started chewing this it was a full grown spruce."

[Arguing with a guy over who’s tougher]
*takes toothpick from mouth* “When I started chewing this it was a full grown spruce.”

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