@FloodyHippie: As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long.
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@smells_fine: [God creating the raccoon] God: make it cute with a lil mask Angel: haha aw okay God: also make it eat trash
@DillDoes: "How's your sexual history?" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be "deletable"