@Andrew_S_Dykes: As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil 3 times a day in order to survive. Lucky my older brother told me about it
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@robfee: Yelp is a great way to find out where garbage people will never eat again because one time a waitress forgot their honey mustard.