@Jandalize: As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college.
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@TheTweetOfGod: I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.
@farleftcoast: I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times.
@chadopitz: Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.
@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: Do you party? Me: Well I do schedule two nights a month that I stay up past 11pm. So yeah.