@Jandalize: As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college.
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@joss: Mean people tell me "you've got a face only a mother could love" but the joke's on them because she didn't
@panmidwest: [first date] HER: if you had to give up one of your senses which one would you choose? ME: definitely my ability to see dead people. HER:
@amarie_price: "who can I count on to volunteer for this project?" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*
@HansomeHoosier: "You can have more degrees than a thermometer & still be dumb as shit." - Old Southern Proverb