@doktorj: As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend.
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@murrman5: [family hears me pull in driveway] wife: please don't wrestling announcer: sorry ma'am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK