@doktorj: As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend.
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@Kyle_Lippert: Fun prank: Find a sleeping spider, crawl in its mouth and lay your eggs. Turn the tables. Give nature the finger. Live it up.
@recoveringbapti: Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!! ba dum dum
@jasonlight73: I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word "hypothetically"