@doktorj: As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend.
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@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
@TheRolo: I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.
@_troyjohnson: 5yo: "Dad we don't have a chimney. How will Santa get in?" Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what? Me: what?
@andreeahluscu: HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses.