@doktorj: As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@iRowlf: A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you "Notice anything different about my hair?"
@TheresNoGodzila: Me: So what do you do? Date: I work with animals Me: *imagining an office ran entirely by golden retrievers in suits* Your job sounds fun
@Iwriteforcats: Me: Would you have a minute to speak about my lord and savior, nachos supreme? Her: Sir, for the last time just tell me your order.
@imshitimsorry: aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?