@DadandBuried: As far as I'm concerned, anyone who suggests I should have a third child is committing a hate crime.
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@LilFlaOrange30: I'm like a cartoon character, not because I'm cute or funny, but because I wear the same clothes every day.
@Cheeseboy22: My wife wants me to go to Zumba with her. I am hopeful that this is a place to get burritos.
@LeoLion_16: My neighbours loved that song so much, they threw a rock in my window to hear it better.