@LordofScribble: As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.
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@Shock_Monster: If I could go back in time & change any event that would alter the course of history: I probably wouldn't have super sized that fry order.
@FuckabillyRex: I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler.
@goulden_eye: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.