@LordofScribble: As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.
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@ddsmidt: My dentist told me to relax, then got all judgey about me uncorking my wine in his office. He needs to make up his mind.
@SadieSmithRoks: You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash.