@LordofScribble: As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.
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@Rich_McCarthy: Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, "what kinda robot does that one turn into?"
@Abusitron: [leaving 5 minute voicemail] ...and you can reach me at [deep breath] *says phone number as fast as possible, slurring the numbers together*
@Writethatdown12: I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight.