@squirrel74wkgn: As I exposed my glorious chest hairs & catapulted toward the Velcro wall, I realized that I had no exit strategy.
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@grimpossible: If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life.
@TheBoydP: "I have to poop" ~What teenagers say when they don't want to do something you've asked them to do
@RickAaron: I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair.