@Duke1173: As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing.
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@pplwtching: If someone says, "right about now" and you don't respond with "the funk soul brother" we can't be friends.
@badbanana: I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books.
@KeetPotato: japanese chef: "we need a name for our sauce" me: "what about Keithyaki? haha" my friend Teri: "i have a much better idea"