@Duke1173: As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing.
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@simoncholland: [5:45 AM] Daughter: "Daddy can you make me breakfast?" Me: "Can you not reach your Halloween candy?"
@Ideal_Victoria: Note to self: Next time your migraine specialist asks "How's your head?" Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader